most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
Anonymous said: whats one of your sexual fantasies?
a stranger randomly paying off my student loans
my public school used to have a yearbook committee and me and my friends really hated some guy from 5th grade because he used to always tease us so we changed his name to milky cow in the yearbook (they ended up having to go over every year book with sticker strips to cover milky cow with his real name) and that’s why they discontinued the yearbook committee
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
I found a guy that likes me and I actually like him back?? And I haven’t gotten sick or bored of him?? And he puts up with my sarcastic, stubborn, sassy fits and throws them right back at me?? And he’s hella fun to make out with?? And he’s staying the night this weekend? What?? Who am I?? What have I turned into??